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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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