- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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