- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

You had better thumbs up this post.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

this is not a joke.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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