- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

where do some birds live in? Earth

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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