What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Anti Joke

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