My name is Jeff

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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