- Anti Joke

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: Thunder Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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