Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

What's two plus two? Window

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

WOw you have no life

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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