- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

Guess what? AIDS!

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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