ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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You will not press the like button.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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My name is Harry.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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Anti Joke

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