- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What is white and long? A New York winter

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Take part of what?

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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