How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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