Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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God

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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