But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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