knock, knock whos there child molestor

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Women's rights

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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The WNBA

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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Nick Cannon

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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