- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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