How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Why? Why not?

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

Black people in Camden NJ.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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