An irish man walks out of a bar

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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9/11

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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whats 2+2? 4

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no pun intended

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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