What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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hi anti joke

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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the economy.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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