What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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No, Trinidad.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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