what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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