- Anti Joke

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy