Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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You have friends

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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