why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

why was the cat black it was a black cat

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

What's red and a cow? Red cow

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Black people having a Job.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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