- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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