whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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