- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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