- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

a person who will soon die of beeties

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What do black people eat? Food.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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