Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Charlie Sheen

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

My penis is big... not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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