no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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an athiest walks into a church

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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