Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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