So, this joke isn't funny.

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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