- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

burn baby burn your nanas burning

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