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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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