- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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