- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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