one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

What do black people eat? Food.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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