What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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