- Anti Joke

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!