- Anti Joke

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

Penis.

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

How would you rule?