A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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Tucker Rivera

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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So a guy is on his way to work and he nearly gets hit by a bus. He sticks his middle finger up at the bus driver but a couple seconds later he realized that it was the same bus he was supposed to get on so he apologized to the bus driver and got on the bus. He was 15 minutes late for the 420th time this week so he was fired from his job and went back home. On his way home he was not allowed on the bus because he left his oyster card somewhere so he had to walk home. 69 minutes later he arrives home to his wife and kids. What did the man say to his wife when he got back home? "Hi."

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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