One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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