What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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One day in Africa there was a family of Americans touring an African village. They were a happily married couple with a four year old son. This day however was a very sad day because a group of elephants came trampling through the village. The couple left there kids inside and went to help control the elephants. however the elephants killed them all with their feet. Now the little boy wandered outside because after all he was just a little boy. He was about to be killed when a baby elephant calmed down his mom, so he saved his life. The baby elephant then took the little boy back to the airport by which the married couple came because elephants are very smart. The boy didnt want to leave his new found friend the baby elephant but the little boy was then sent back and lived with his Uncle. When he was older, he had a child of his own, a little boy. One day he decided to take his son to a circus, that was from Africa. He didnt realize there would be elephants there. This day the elephants got spooked by a mice and started to stomp all around. Then the man realized his son was missing. He looked down to find his son about to be stomped on by this old elephant. Just as the elephant was about to stomp he and the man made eye contact. The man thought noticed the look in that elephants eyes, like he reconized them. He thought mabye, just mabye it was the same elephant he was saved by. Turns out it wasn't and the elephant killed his son.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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