what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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I work at jcpenny

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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