Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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they're dead. idiot.

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Then the Atheist died a violent and terrible death.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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Obama being reelected.

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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