What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Ian's mind Elevator music

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Female rights.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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