- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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