- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Ask me if im a tree? No

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What do you call your mom? Mom

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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