- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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