- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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