- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

A woman walks into a bar.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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