- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

asdf

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

A women left the kitchen.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??