How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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