You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Who invented apple? God

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

I think everybody should have a penis.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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