An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Nuneaton..

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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