A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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Your mom.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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France had one revolution

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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