- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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