- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

wanna here a joke? you.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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