Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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