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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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