the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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