Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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