What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

A Serbian Film

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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