- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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