What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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