- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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