I love you

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Your mom

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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