Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Women drivers...

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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