I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

The game.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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