I'm 4 and what is this?

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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