- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Obamacare

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Obama

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Sex

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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