- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Women's Rights Movement

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Sam Hengal.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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