Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena and his Grandfather's lucky medallion and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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Women's rights

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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test

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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KOOKABURRA

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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