- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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