- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Why is the ground wet It rained

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

whats white and looks like paper paper

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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