- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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