- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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