- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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