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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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