- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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