- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??