- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot