- Anti Joke

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Kys

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing