why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

no really what are ur names?

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

I? Everett

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Women's Rights

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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