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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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