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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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