I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

What can fly? Lots of things

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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