- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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